The Privacy Parts

We don’t share your information with anybody. In fact, we barely look at it ourselves. Of course, this is a WordPress site using Google Analytics with Instagram and Facebook links, which, despite its high design values and innocuous appearance, probably means the whole mess is infiltrated by gods know what and who the hell can guess, and doubtless links back to a massive hive mind tracking our every action in some underground data cavern.

What I’m saying is, if you think anything on the Internets is actually secure these days, you might want to read the news more often. Just sayin.’