this is not a drill

Light a fire under it, already! YOU march, YOU read, YOU vote – so what the hell are the rest of these clowns thinking? Turn up the heat with this easy-to-make slap tag PSA. Perfect for dressing up that empty office lobby, parking lot exit, or public restroom door!

This under-the-radar beauty is right-sized at 7″x10″ and prints on an 8.5″ x11″ page. Beware of overpriced “Sticker Project” packets that go for $1/sheet – look for full sized shipping labels because for your purposes, it’s the same thing. Office Depot charges $30/per100 for their house brand; most office supply stores will have something similar. Avery makes a high-opacity sheet that sells for ten bucks more, but if you’re posting on a solid background, the cheap stuff should be fine.

Download your free sticker here
Slap it to me! I’m smart enough to know this is a damn graphic and the “sticker” part of things is up to me

Be sure to print your PDF with the “actual size” rather than “fit” option in the print dialog box. For outdoor use, protect your masterpiece by weather-proofing it with packing tape. Start at the bottom and add overlapping strips, one by one, til you reach the top. Cover, cut and serve.

Gratuitous Disclaimer: If you’re planning to put these anywhere besides your own backpack, lunchbox, or forehead, be advised that defacing public or private property is illegal, and illegal things are unlawful. Law-abiders and parolees may want to print these as repositionable stickers, which are totally a thing. VoteBitch does not condone criminal acts of any kind, including sticker bombing, piracy, or dressing dogs in stupid outfits unless it’s to mock them.

Pick It Up!

You pick up your mess – why should the neighbors sit home watching football while you rock the whole civic duty thing? Tell folks to get with the program with this chipper yet irony-laden “Vote” sign. Then revel in the knowledge that you’re not just right, you’re rightest.

Download your free graphic here
Download in glorious 11×17 or
Download in classic 8.5 x 11

Feeling fancy? How about lazy? You can upload a Jpeg to Walgreens.com and get a mounted print on paperboard, cheap, for same-day pickup. Whoo hoo! And no, I don’t get kickbacks from Walgreens. I’m trying to spare you the heartache of trying to get stuff printed at ripoffs like Zazzle who charge $30 for a dinky little sign and jack up their “shipping fees” to $25 if you want it sooner than two weeks.

Download 11×14 Jpeg to print at Walgreens (Don’t worry. Further instructions on linked page. You’ve got this!)

Going Down

Government happens. And…yeah. It actually matters who’s in charge. Ashby BART station, Berkeley, Ca.

Thanks to the wonder of the Internets, you can print your own barricade tape. 4over4 is one option, but feel free to source your own. It’s not exactly cheap – even the outfits that draw you in with inexpensive pricing wind up jacking up the cost with “first time set-up fees” (eyeroll), but in the end, it’s worth having your say in Yellow Alarmer. The only thing to watch out for is that your artwork needs to be 20″ wide or less.